Meet Jennifer, Tracy, and Fiona, best friends in this cruel, cruel world.

Meet Jennifer, Tracy, and Fiona, best friends in this cruel, cruel world.

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Giraffes… that is all.

Giraffes… that is all.

Although Katherine and Rebecca may just appear as the cool kids, they contain a deeper, darker third dimension, and often sink into fits of existential poetry.

Although Katherine and Rebecca may just appear as the cool kids, they contain a deeper, darker third dimension, and often sink into fits of existential poetry.

Frankfurt, the Apple Store’s artiste, graces the stage with a Warhol-esque self portrait series. 

Frankfurt, the Apple Store’s artiste, graces the stage with a Warhol-esque self portrait series. 

Katherine and Rebecca, the Apple Store’s two resident cool kids, strike a pose.

Katherine and Rebecca, the Apple Store’s two resident cool kids, strike a pose.

Rockin’ those cool clubmasters, Richard felt unbeatable as he swaggered down the Best Buy halls. He couldn’t help but make a sly duck face to the hotties using the iMac across from him. 

Rockin’ those cool clubmasters, Richard felt unbeatable as he swaggered down the Best Buy halls. He couldn’t help but make a sly duck face to the hotties using the iMac across from him. 

Meanwhile, in another dimension, Jessica and Oliver try to survive.

Meanwhile, in another dimension, Jessica and Oliver try to survive.

Luckily, Stacy scared herself with her own flatulence, not news of the impending Chipmunkitis outbreak. She’s now enjoying the smell of luck and success. Oh Stacey, you sly fox, you are enjoying it.

Luckily, Stacy scared herself with her own flatulence, not news of the impending Chipmunkitis outbreak. She’s now enjoying the smell of luck and success. Oh Stacey, you sly fox, you are enjoying it.

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