Meet Jennifer, Tracy, and Fiona, best friends in this cruel, cruel world.

Meet Jennifer, Tracy, and Fiona, best friends in this cruel, cruel world.

Frankfurt, the Apple Store’s artiste, graces the stage with a Warhol-esque self portrait series. 

Frankfurt, the Apple Store’s artiste, graces the stage with a Warhol-esque self portrait series. 

Meanwhile, in another dimension, Jessica and Oliver try to survive.

Meanwhile, in another dimension, Jessica and Oliver try to survive.

Luckily, Stacy scared herself with her own flatulence, not news of the impending Chipmunkitis outbreak. She’s now enjoying the smell of luck and success. Oh Stacey, you sly fox, you are enjoying it.

Luckily, Stacy scared herself with her own flatulence, not news of the impending Chipmunkitis outbreak. She’s now enjoying the smell of luck and success. Oh Stacey, you sly fox, you are enjoying it.

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Angelica and Susie briefly met eyes with Richard, only to reciprocate his duck face. 

Angelica and Susie briefly met eyes with Richard, only to reciprocate his duck face. 

Rawr

Rawr

Om nom nom.

Om nom nom.

Peace.

Peace.

I blinked!

I blinked!